I eat trees for breakfast
But I can't because all the tree huggers are like, "Nooo! Tree killer!"
So I'll say
I eat meat for breakfast
But I can't again because all the vegetarians are like, "Nooo! Animal killer!"
So I'll say
I eat nails for breakfast
But I can't because doctors will be in the emergency room yelling at me while I'm on the table going, "Noooo! Suicide!"
So I'll say
I eat chocolate for breakfast
But I can't because health freaks will be like, "Noooo! Early death!"
So I'll say
I eat Honey Nut Cheerios for breakfast
And I can. Why? - There will be silence from the crowd going, "Ooooh. Okay!"
For everything else, people have opinions on
Eat Honey Nut Cheerios. It keeps the world from making comments on your breakfast.
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